Category Archives: Girlfriend, please…

A Quick Note to Teenagers

While standing in line at Noodles & Co. tonight, I was fortunate (note: sarcasm) enough to be behind two tall, athletically built teenage girls, both wearing yoga pants and both revealing much, much more of themselves than they would wearing a … Continue reading

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Scratching the Surface of Lana Del Rey… ‘s FACE

Sorry Hipster kids, if you were hoping for an omgshe’saahhmaaazing post, this isn’t it. I honestly don’t have any strong feelings about her music either way. It’s fine, just not my cup of tea. Recently, my friend Chelsey posted LDR’s … Continue reading

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Rihanna and Chris Brown Want Us to Know They’re Boning Again

In case your brain hasn’t been infected with this news yet, professional publicity whores Chris Brown and Rihanna have just released two remixes together (click the link if you’re interested in listening to the flaming kaka that was birthed from … Continue reading

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Another Day, Another Lifetime Original

We here at Don’t Cho There are big fans of 90s Lifetime Originals, and tonight I discovered a new gem to add to our list of Lifetime Classics. Death of a Cheerleader OR A Friend to Die For (Don’t you … Continue reading

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Hero of the Day: Drunk Man Uses Taco as Form of ID

This may be one of the reasons why I haven’t followed my family’s pattern of careers in law enforcement – I would find this kind of behavior perfectly acceptable (not really, but I’ve never been one to turn down a … Continue reading

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