Hero of the Day: Drunk Man Uses Taco as Form of ID

This may be one of the reasons why I haven’t followed my family’s pattern of careers in law enforcement – I would find this kind of behavior perfectly acceptable (not really, but I’ve never been one to turn down a delicious taco).

On October 1st, Matthew Falkner, age 30, decided that it was a good idea to pound several beers and then to make a fast food run to his local Taco Bell in Jansen Beach, Florida.
Falkner placed his order, received his food, then immediately passed out in his Chevy pickup truck… while still in the drive-thru lane. What happens next is pure class and refinement:

As reported by the Miami New Times:

A deputy awoke Falkner and then asked for his ID. Falkner said no before reaching into his bag and presenting the officer with a taco. Another deputy clarified they were asking for an ID, not a taco. Falkner chuckled and began eating the taco.

It is also worth noting that Falkner had dozed off with his foot on the accelerator while his truck was in park, causing the engine to catch on fire.
Also, this dumb bitch’s blood alcohol content was between .227 and .225 (three times the legal limit), resulting in him being booked on DUI charges. Below is his glamorous mugshot… at least he made time in this situation to eat his taco. What a pro.


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3 Responses to Hero of the Day: Drunk Man Uses Taco as Form of ID

  1. Allison Sill says:

    Can I just say…that taco looks DELICIOUS and now I really want one?

  2. ashleyzuzu says:

    I know! I’m SO hungray!

  3. erin whidden says:

    My friend used to date this clown… He’s actually pretty funny when he’s not pissing on your shoes in a drunken stupor.

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